dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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