how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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