Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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