why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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