She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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