haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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