So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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