I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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