sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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