D3 body, D1 cock
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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