thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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