I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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