white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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