Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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The power of my boobs compel you
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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