i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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