people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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