just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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