If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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