i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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