so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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