the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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