her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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