i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
