I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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