Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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