bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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