she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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