dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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