whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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