he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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