She said her name was "party"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I need water and some morals
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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