I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I need water and some morals
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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