You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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