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I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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