Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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