Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This is the high leading the old right now
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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