remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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