The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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