I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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