I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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