So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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