im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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