One girl and one boy is just not enough.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
