dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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