haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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