I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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