Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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