I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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