I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We're too hungover to prance.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
