yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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