Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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