So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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