? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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