I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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