I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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