Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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